[Zed]

hello, let's make the acquaintance. my name is zed, and i'm the new moderator of the board's thread.
you're always welcome to post offtopic threads about:

1. women
2. drugs
3. sex
4. and others stuff you do in your life full of happiness.

but please remember the things you can't do here:

1. do not mention the prodigy here
2. do not make any advertising, insulting or pure spamming
3. do not post about how life does sucks. (everybody knows that, it's boring)
4. do not make me jealous
5. do not post more than 100 posts per day. (people can't read so fast)
6. do not post with any browser version higher 6. (see n.4)
7. do not post posts without a smile.

thanks.

[Ekko]

Right, so I went out last night, we planned to have a special Western-party. A pal of mine loves those shitty western-movies. Okay, you know, actually you can just HATE them, but if you watch them from another point of view (don't ever take westerns / easterns serious, or you'll be bored to death, laugh about them, for example, listen to those unbelievable dull phrases and stuff, give yourself western-names (I was Pedro, we had a Pablo, Mary, Bill, Sanchez, Esmeralda and loads of Greenhorns), or watch out for tire-tracks in the sand coming from cars or whatever. Every second western has them. I guess they come from the camera-cars) - then you'll learn to get more fun out of a western than of every comedy.

I promise!

So, we had this Western-night, originally with those annoying toy-pistols stolen from our little brothers or whomever, banging around. We even had sombreros and ponchos and all the crap. I never looked this shitty.
Anyway, whil drinking endless bottles of Desperados, Gin Tonic and Tequila, we watched one western after another. Then we got out (still packed up in the cowboy-outfit), totally drunk, we had one man (Sanchez), who didn't drink that much (a bit rum maybe) who drove us to a little b-day celebration of my workmate (a SHE and this she looks like flewn right out of a manga, I loved her from the very beginning) where we got more drunk, got to know a coiffeuse who cutted our hair quite nice, rolled down the stairs afterwards and drove to the club I work at thursday nights.

We had a few more drinks, annoyed the one or another person, spoke to many young and pretty girls, got home alone because we stank like cowboys (dirt in the face and whiskey on the ponchos) and behaved like full on morons and then ended up being nearly caught by civil-cops while driving over a red traffic light

I can't even think of going to work tomorrow again

Have a pleasent new week everyone

Thanx for the thread, Zed (rhymed again)

[Arie]

7. do not post posts without a smile.

Ekko, if you have no intention of following the rules, then I suggest you don't post here hehehe ;p


Arie

P.S.
Oh, I forgot the smile... ;) Ta ;p

[Zed]

argh!!! *cough*  *cough*

yes, Arie, i'm afraid i have to lock the thread now. that Ekko's post has put me in a deep depression.

Ekko, how can you continue live after that your story? are there any pics to prove? i mean "Ekko before", "Ekko at", "Ekko after"?

[Ekko]

Ekko, if you have no intention of following the rules, then I suggest you don't post here hehehe ;p

Shit, I knew it, but I didn't want to edit it, so I thought you all won't notice. Maybe.
Okay, So'll give you a smile to

[Zed]

okay, cowboy Pedro, i'll be wait for the pics. my lastest pics from january not_available_anymore.
btw, i should say i love soap operas, really. i'm not sure is it what you're talking about, but there are also a lot of these cool names.

btw, maybe we need to make some contest here? maybe best desktop or something? what do you think?

[Ekko]

What happened to the pics?

Nevermind, d/l'ed them anyway.
Good pics, I definitely want one of those mailboxes!
How cold is it in Siberia? It's always said you'll freeze your ass of if you set out a foot in winter time...

I set up a simple site for some pics at the moment, unfortunately we don't have any western-pics by now, but a little sortiment of cheesy stuff will be up too.

Watch this space.

[Zed]

What happened to the pics?

i've ruined them. i uploaded them just to show to a couple of friends and i don't want to litter server. anyway, all good pics will be on new tsd site, and the new album as well, and new "promo" pics will be there too.

Good pics, I definitely want one of those mailboxes!

well, you can make it yourself i think. take some iron box, then bend it with a hammer, then paint it with a disgusting colour, i think pink will look great, then put it into fire for a couple of minutes, then bend it again if you like, so, after all and you'll get a real russian mailbox! ah, don't forget to write some number on it!

How cold is it in Siberia? It's always said you'll freeze your ass of if you set out a foot in winter time...

erm...

[Ekko]

Well, I'm looking forward to the new music, tell us when the content is up!

I build a ftp or something tomorrow, got too much pics to pack them on some angelfire site or whatever.

Seeya

[Zed]

Well, I'm looking forward to the new music, tell us when the content is up!

don't worry, i'll be screaming like a mad. something like "VASHU MAT'! POLUCHAI DEREVNYA TRAKTOR!"... oh.. i love russian!

[Ekko]

So I set up a halfway stable ftp-server, it's got some pics already, some more will follow soon.

And it's only temporary, maybe for three days or something.
I think it's nice content, I really recommend the 'fun'-directory as well as the 'rendered....PornoFrank' directory, good for a laugh.
I havent had the nerves to resize all the pics, so some might be a bit huge, you better d/l them to watch them properly.
(Use ACDSee, the best picture-viewer ever)


ftp://217.225.109.53/

No password and username.

P.s.: It's a bit unstable at times and not always online.

[Zed]

*cough* Ekko, hell, *cough*,  it seems there are 23 megs at /cerberus ftp space/ekko & more/....  gotta sit and download the stuff all night long... comments will be later...

[Ekko]

*lol*

yeah... I know, I'm so lazy...
But I hate resizing pictures.
I just sorted some music that might land on it later on.

It's getting pretty big, I thought I just put up the one or another pic...

[Zed]

argh... then you need some pics robot with batch auto resizing... i got something like 50% of everything at the ftp, then the server went down...

but i got enough to say something i think...  well... erm... *cough*, Ekko, you've got a life!

other detailed comments will be later... gotta sort out everything in my head...

[Ekko]

I had to restart the server, it's up now again for maybe an hour. Will be up next morning with a new IP which will be announced here.

Btw., did you had the chance to try out the Ohmboyz plugin?