Ok, here are some of mine misunderstood lirycs (note: this was like 5 years ago )
Maxim:"Liam, someone's on the phone for you."
Liam:"Oh, for fuck's sake, I'm tryin' to robb this fucking chair man."
"Breathe the fresh air, come play my game and I'll refresh ya"
"The voodoo, who do, what you dont dare to the stairs of those people."
"Little bit of bass, little bit of browse."
This one's my favourite:
"The whores of Jericho, the whores of Jericho..." LOL